Maybe you saw the address on my leg. Maybe somebody sent you here. Either way, welcome to some unusually literal advertising space.
This space
is available
NO GUARANTEED IMPRESSIONS. NO GUARANTEED CLICKS.
JUST A GUARANTEED WEEK ON ANDY'S LEG.
The story
I had the slightly ridiculous idea of turning part of my calf into actual advertising space and giving it its own website.
Then I made the mistake of actually buying the domain.
So here we are.
The leg points people here. Your advert gets the featured spot on this page, while the tattoo stays permanent and the advertiser can change.
Why? Because it made me smile. Hopefully it made you smile too.
How it works
You advertise here for £10.
Your ad gets pride of place for 7 days.
People see Andy's Leg Billboard — in person, online, or by word of mouth — and visit this site.
They arrive here and see your advert.
How many people? Absolutely no idea. This is a man's leg, not Piccadilly Circus.
What I'll accept
- Small businesses
- Personal projects
- Events and promotions
- Charities and fundraisers
- Messages that make people smile
- Slightly daft ideas — clearly.
- Illegal, hateful, deceptive or adult content
- Anything unsafe, misleading or dodgy
The booking/payment bit is coming next. For now, this is the first public test of Andy's Leg Billboard.
£10. Seven days. One calf.
I reserve the right to say no. It is my leg, after all.
Buying a slot guarantees the agreed time on the billboard — not views, clicks, sales, fame, fortune or calf-related glory.