Maybe you saw the address on my leg. Maybe somebody sent you here. Either way, welcome to some unusually literal advertising space.
The project is live, but the billboard is not operational until the QR code is actually inked onto my calf. No bookings or payments are being accepted until ink is on skin.
Pre-launch — bookings closedComing soon.
Ink first.
NO GUARANTEED IMPRESSIONS. NO GUARANTEED CLICKS.
JUST A GUARANTEED WEEK ON ANDY'S LEG.
The story
I had the slightly ridiculous idea of turning part of my calf into actual advertising space and giving it its own website.
Then I made the mistake of actually buying the domain.
So here we are.
The leg points people here. Your advert gets the featured spot on this page, while the tattoo stays permanent and the advertiser can change.
Why? Because it made me smile. Hopefully it made you smile too.
How it works
You advertise here for £10.
Your ad gets pride of place for 7 days.
People see Andy's Leg Billboard — in person, online, or by word of mouth — and visit this site.
They arrive here and see your advert.
How many people? Absolutely no idea. This is a man's leg, not Piccadilly Circus.
What I'll accept
- Small businesses
- Personal projects
- Events and promotions
- Charities and fundraisers
- Messages that make people smile
- Slightly daft ideas — clearly.
- Illegal, hateful, deceptive or adult content
- Anything unsafe, misleading or dodgy
The booking system is being built now, but bookings stay closed until the tattoo is finished.
Once the ink is on skin, you will be able to choose an available week, submit either a business advert or personal message, and wait for approval before any payment is taken.
£10. Seven days. One calf.
Booking form preview
Nothing can be submitted and no payment can be taken while the billboard is still pre-launch.
I reserve the right to say no. It is my leg, after all.
Buying a slot guarantees the agreed time on the billboard — not views, clicks, sales, fame, fortune or calf-related glory.
LEG IT!
Scanned the leg? Leave your mark.
A message, review or reaction board is coming when the billboard goes live. Everything will be moderated before it appears.